On a more serious note, I'm voting for Obama, not to get laid, although that would be nice. I am however tired of punk ass self-styled Conservatives trying to legislate morality and telling what I should or should not do. All of this while they flout the very laws and moral standards of which they are supposedly the staunchest defenders of.

So go out and Vote to make a difference. And God/Allah/Buddha/Zoroaster/Cthulu willing,  you get laid afterwards with somebody of your sexual preference.

P.S. girls if you're interested send me a message :P